Now laughing as we all know is very good for you . Here are some cheeky sticks to tickle your funny bone.
A much respected police colleague who had mentored many people, including me, was about to retire.At his leaving party, the chief was full of praise of him, saying how many of the assembled throng wouldn't be there if it hadn't been for his guidance. Overcomed with emotion i stood up and said," I, for one, can say that I would not be in the position I am in not if it were not for this man!".The hall rocked with laughter, it wasn't the warm appreciative applause i was expecting.Then i remembered that I was eight months pregnant.
( Glenda Lake )
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice. ( Bill Cosby )
Gay people invented sports. Think about it. Boxing: two topless men.....in silk shorts .....fighting over a belt? .... ( Ant )
So they're showing me, on television, the detergents getting out bloodstains. I mean, come on, you got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it. Maybe laundry isn't the biggest problem right now
( Jerry Seinfeld )
I went to McDonald's yesterday and said " I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, " Would you like some fries with that?" ( Jay Leno )
As long as there is algebra, there will be a prayer in school.
( Larry Millery )
You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 plane to get free peanuts.
( Jeff Foxworthy )
11:31 AM ; smile'
thePROFILE;
hey Aloysius here
currently slacking
and trying to figrure out
why fishball taste so good
so wish bert is here
to read this
theLOVE;
What i like?
lol,lots of stuff
but isnt it better
if u just ask me in person
-im an accepting person
and love new things
-got anything pls share
ideas,facts,feelings,opinion
you have it , shoot it
theHATE;
what i hate?
errr...i TRY not to hate things
theWISH;
wishlist?
haha i'll let u know
when i figure something
but a good start
-is to be a better person
-Less formal
-have fun
-connect with more ppl
-deepen what friendships i have
